Well an odd day today - another day on the car, did a few jobs...
Q: Why an odd day?
A:
1. Everyone today needed an ambulance (or half an ambulance - aka me on the car!)
2. My first patient was actually quite ill.. a novelty for me - I usually go to patients who either:
a) don't need an ambulance or
b) have so little wrong with them I don't actually haveto do anything for them!
3. One very unfortunate patient I went to, a guy involved in an RTA who was riding a motorbike that ended up driving into the back of another car.
Now the odd thing (or most unfortunate thing for the guy) is if u can imagine a man riding a motorbike that has driven into the back of a car, now think about which part of his anatomy was injured.....
oh yes that's right - his *manly bits* were dragged up the fuel tank and into the handle bars! OUCH I hear all you men cry out - and rightly so - imagine banging them at 40mph into a piece of metal!
Anyways saw him alter and besides being a bi *caugh* *swollen* he was fine! POOR guy - had +++++sympathy+++++ for him!!
